The Creature Calamity Club

[Misskermie]

Yeah... Sure...
Might have some dented metal, but I'm good...

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Either way I'm going to end up having to build the darn thing. Unless we get a custom made table made out of solid marble or crystal or a fish tank

 

[Misskermie]

*gets off floor*
Whichever one costs less.

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Ah good.

*to Johnny*
Don't worry, I will help you building it.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Well...to Ikea then...

But first...I want to finish eating...

*stares at the second large pizza that hasn't been touched*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Okay, sweetie.

*take a breadstick and eat it*

 

[Misskermie]

I can't eat in public...

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Why not? *says it through a mouthful of pizza*

 

[Misskermie]

Because I need to have oil in everything I consume. If I don't, I suffer a slow death.

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Do you mean you need oil to your dishes like normal humans need gravy or syrup on some of their dishes or is it just enough if vegetable oil is needed for the preparation?