The Creature Calamity Club

[Yuna Leonhart]

*put my arms around Johnny's neck, giving him a flirty look*
Yup

 

[Sgt Floyd]

:3

So...um...

While you were gone with Melissa, I talked to my lawyer about Ember and we are gonna sue the producer guy. I have no idea when

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

I was actually wondering if you have heard from your lawyer. Guess we just have to wait and see when the %$&%$&$% producer will be sued. He deserves it; no one spreads lies about my husband, no matter what form.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*phone rings*

?

*checks it*

Speaking of producers...

*Answers*

Hello?

What? Already? But I only have...WHAT? O_O It's already hit platinum?!?

Uh...hang on...

*to Yuna*

Should I do a tour of the local area? I'll be in big stadiums, but it will just be in the surrounding cities

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Well, surrounding cities isn't as bad as being too far away. I would like to join you but somebody's gotta take care of our pets but if you're in the surrounding area, I could always try to drop in for a visit. And it's not like you'll be gone forever.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Who says I need to stay in a hotel? I mean, we CAN teleport

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*chuckle*
That's true. And since no one knows where you live, I can have you all by myself after a performance

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*on the phone*

Yeah, sure. Why not?

Ok...new wardrobe? Uh...I think I can manage that. Ok...bye.

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*tilt head*
Do they want you to wear new clothes for the tour?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Yeah...but I think I can get some more flashy stuff