The Creature Calamity Club

[Yuna Leonhart]

What really matters is that you're alright :3

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Well, I'm gonna go and buy some clothes.

*goes to bedroom, turns human and gets dressed*

*teleports to the mall*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Okay, see you later.

*finish eating and wash the dishes just as Figaro comes in the kitchen*

*fill his bowl with cat food and pet him while he eats*

*turn into a cat and play with Figaro and Golbez in the living room, but not without inviting Spike to join us*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*goes into the clothing store and gets some pants and a coat identical to his old one*

*looks around a bit and finds a leather jacket*

Oooo. Me want...

*buys everything*
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*Spike joins in playing*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*Figaro playfully pounces on Spike while I try to jump on Golbez, only for him to dissolve into the shadows and to jump on me*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*hides and teleports home outside*

Hm...*puts on the leather jacket*

*goes inside*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*Golbez chases me, I hide behind Johnny*

*rub my body against his legs, purring*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*smirks*

Hello to you, too

So...notice anything different?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*look at his leather jacket*
Are you wearing a real dead cow or is that a fake dead cow?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

A real dead cow. My pants have always been real dead cow too

And boots. And gloves.