The Creature Calamity Club

[Sgt Floyd]

Right....um....I'll just be going now...

Guy: Not so fast...

O_O

Guy: Listen, you! I'm not gonna hurt you if you cooperate

O_O

You're nuts...I'm out of here...

Guy: No one has neon green eyes.

Th-they're contacts...

Guy: Of course they are, vampire. I've been waiting for one of you to find me. Bite me. Make me a vampire.

But...I'm not...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*think H, I'm up for watching a DVD. Wonder if Johnny wants to watch with me? speaking of him,where is he? He's been gone a little too long*

*look at the watch and decide to go to see if he's in some kind of trouble if he doesn't return in five minutes*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Guy: Not gonna bite me? Come on. I know you vampires can't resist human blood.

I'm not a vampire O_O

Guy: Well, you certainly aren't a ghost. Do I need to bribe you? *takes out a pocket knife and cuts himself*

Seriously? I don't have time for this -_-

Guy: C'mon...*holds out his arm*

Leave me alone :/

*The guy suddenly tackles him and pins him against the wall, holding his knife to his chest*

Guy: Bite me, or I will kill you.

O_O

*thinks crap...ok...I'll bite him and make him happy, bash him on the head with my tail and knock him out, then take him to MIB to have his memory erased...*

FINE FINE! Sheesh!

*extends fangs and bites the guy's arm*

*thinks this is......pretty good.....*

*The guy looks happy but soon looks concerned* Are you gonna let go?

*keeps drinking the guy's blood until he's drained*

*the guy's friend suddenly appears out of the shadows and tried to flee*

*before he can stop himself he speed dashes at the person and drains him too*

So...good...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

That's it, something's got to be wrong if he isn't home yet...

*teleport to our houe on mainland and turn into a bat*

*fly through the city in my searh for my husband*
Where could he be?

*fly past an alley but stop when I hear a voice and decide to investigate*

*eyes widen when I see Johnny and two people drained of their blood*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

.....

Oh god....

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*fly a little closer before turning human and approaching Johnny*

*in a slow voice, as if I can't comprehend what I'm seeing*
What... what happened?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

I...I...

*just looks at Yuna, his eyes a really dark purple*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*frown and take his hand, teleporting us home*

*take the milk and cat food from him and store them in the kitchen before returning to him*

*not sure what to say*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

He wah neh meh ta doooo eeeettt....

.......

*stumbles and trips but somehow manages to make his way to the couch*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*have some trouble understanding what he's saying but eventually get it*

Oh Johnny, why didn't you just go away?