The Creature Calamity Club

[Sgt Floyd]

It's about all I can do...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*let my demon tail grow and wrap it around his waist while taking the controller*

*fly with the new airship around the world, trying to find a village but getting lost over and over again because I forgot where the village was*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*just watches her play the game*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*finally arrive at the village and talk to a girl who tells the party she's receiving these beautiful flowers and letters from her boyfriend in Mobliz*

*read the latest letter, with the player characters remarking that Mobliz is destroyed and the oldest survivors are two teenagers and that the handwriting looks familiar*

*attach a letter on a carrier pigeon at the girl's request and follow the bird to Zozo*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*is confused but keeps watching*

*isn't as dizzy anymore*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Well, looks like I'm about to find another party member.

*buy a bottle of Rust-rid in Zozo and go through the pub, having some random encounters along the way*

*end up in Mount Zozo after going through the pub, walk around for a while until a random encounter with a ursine enemy starts*

*five seconds later*
What the *beep*!? It stole my money! O_O

*defeat it a few minutes later*
No one steals my money, capiche?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

And I thought I had gamer rage O_O

Well...I guess I should go buy some milk...the thought of drinking my own really disturbs me...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

My brother's really worse.

*nod*
You do that, while I go through this dungeon.

*remember something*
Oh, and could you also pick up some food for Figaro too, please? There isn't much left.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*goes to the bedroom and gets dressed*

*thinks can I even drive? Ugh....*

*teleports to an alley near the grocery store and goes in*

*gets milk and cat food*

*leaves the store and hides in the alley*

*sees a person and they make some awkward eye contact*

...........

Guy: So what brings you into this alleyway?

I could ask you the same thing...

Guy: Do you believe in monsters?

O_O Uh...l-like vampires and werewolves and things?

Guy: Let's go with that. Listen, there are monsters everywhere. It's not safe to go wandering in alleys.

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*keep playing until I find my next party member*

*save after returning on the world map and turn off the PlayStation*

*go to the kitchen and decide to make myself a cup of tea*