The Creature Calamity Club

[Lola p]

D? You ok?

 

[D'Snowth]

*Eye click open*

Testing, testing, 12345678. Testing, testing, ABCDEFGH I GOTTA GAAAAAAAAAAAL IN KALAMAZOO.

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Well, I guess I was mistaken. But at least I'm alive. Though shocked and revolted by his smell but alive. And I don't think he hasn't changed or washed his pants for at least six years.

 

[Lola p]

O__O

I take that as a yes?

 

[D'Snowth]

*Looks around*

Where... am I?

 

[Lola p]

The creature calamity club!

So you finally accepted yourself... Good!

 

[Hubert]

*tears form in eyes*

It warms my heart to see a creature practice self acceptance.

 

[D'Snowth]

What are you talking about? The last thing I remember was escaping from the lab where that mad scientist had been keeping my held hostage for seven years...

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*mind still on Yuna*

I sent my stupid shadow to watch you, but of course, I didn't tell it to attack anyone who attacked you. Good thing I can sense what is happening around it. Shadows really are dumb. You gotta be specific about what you want it to do.

Anyway, I dragged him into a nightmare realm where all of his fears will manifest and torture him. I don't think we have seen the last of him though. He'll probably find some way to escape. I can actually go in there myself and manipulate things...and get him out of there if I really wanted to.

*sees Snowthy*

Wow...so you finally decided to accept the fact you are a magical robot unicorn. Good for you, buddy. You still have a human form, right?

 

[Lola p]

You were captured?

So the D we knew was a decoy...

Now what monster are you?