The Creature Calamity Club

[Sgt Floyd]

Famous last words

 

[Hubert]

*slaps Yuna back*

It could be worse...I could have gone into details about precisely how you were killed...

 

[Sgt Floyd]

I would imagine hunters would be assuming they are hunting for werewolves or vampires. So maybe a stake through the heart

And Yuna, we need to work on seeing if we can get you to possibly transform into a "god" form

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Please don't unless you want me to puke all over you.

Now then, I'm off unless you two have another witty remark?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Nope. Watch out for silver bullets.

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

I'm a witch, not a werewoofie

*leave the apartment with no other words*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*sends shadow to watch yuna*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*near the store I smell something unpleasant and look around, seeing the man Mister Frosch had described earlier quite a distance away from me*

*think So that's stinky, huh? I better not attack or otherwise I'll get in trouble*

*enter the store and buy water, cherry juice and a latte macchiato; drink the latte on the way back home until a shuriken flies in my direction and destroys the plastic glass, spilling the contents all over my clothes*
Aw man, what was that for?

Stinky: "You're a witch, reason enough. I can smell the stench of your magic."

*mumble Stench? Bit rich coming from you*
Oh, shut up and have some sweet nightmares.
*use a sleep spell on him but he doesn't fall asleep; he throws another shuriken and it leaves a small cut on my cheek*

That wasn't very nice. Just STOP this!
*Stinky freezes; I hold my breath and search his pockets, fnding no license but a Mars bar, date of expiry: 2006*
*think Didn't he ever change his pants?*

 

[Lola p]

*out walking back from the pools, finds a ancient tablet*

*goes into trance again*

 

[D'Snowth]

*A twig snaps*