The Creature Calamity Club

[Yuna Leonhart]

*take the clothes*
Thanks.

*get dressed*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Feel weird? You're technically genetically male now

Anyway, let's go. We can get something to eat afterwards. Also, what's your name?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

It sure feels weird

*think for a while*
I'm Squall Leonhart.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Why do you want to be named after a weather event? but ok, whatever. No stranger than Ember I guess

*teleports to their other house and gets in car*

*drives to the recording studio*

*goes in with Yuna*

Producer: Ember! How have you been? It's been a while. I never thought I would have the privilege to produce a multi billion dollar sensation. Who's your friend?

My boyfriend

*the producer looks slightly sad at this news*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*at the studio*

*offer my hand to the producer for a handshake*
Nice to meet you. I'm Squall.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Producer: *just kind of looks at it* Right...well, let's you set up, Ember. Squall can wait out here

What? Why? Let him come into the mixing room. He won't touch anything.

Producer: Um...

You know, I'm sure I can find another producer very easily *glares*

Producer: Oh alright...

***He has a crush on me...but he doesn't want to admit it...***

*the producer leads them to the recording room*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

**I thought as much. At least he isn't your dad **

*give Ember a hug*
Go and record another hit album

 

[Sgt Floyd]

***Ugh ***

*goes in*

*spends a while recording*

Producer: Ok, i think that's good for today. By the way, how would you like to go on tour?

Already?

Producer: You would sell out the first day tickets are available

I don't know...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*think Already? We just got married...*

*don't show how I feel about this on the outside, just smile at Ember*
Whatever you decide... I'll support your decision.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

I don't mind doing something local or a few cities away, but I'm not ready for a tour yet...

Producer: Think about how much MORE money you'd make!

I make enough as it is. I could use hundreds as toilet paper...I don't think not going on tour is going to affect me that much.

Producer: Too bad, I already booked you.

YOU DID WHAT?!?!