The Creature Calamity Club

[Yuna Leonhart]

A makeout session perhaps or an early morning massage

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Whatever you want to do, but you better make it quick. Ember has to go record a new album soon

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*nod, gently pushing Johnny off of me so that he lands on his back*

*quick massage*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

So do you wanna come with me? You can be my boyfriend

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

I wouldn't mind it, I could use the disguise doohickey

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Or you can use another bracelet. Then you can actually feel what it's like and see what you would look like if you were born male

Although I'm not sure if you'd be wearing clothes or not...

*gets dressed and takes bracelet of of drawer and puts it on*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*get up and get dressed*
Do we have another bracelet? I thought we have only one.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Knowing me, I thought I would lose it, just like how I lost my disguise watch...and I keep losing my keys...so I got a bunch of them. Besides, it doesn't hurt to keep them in case Rex goes crazy again

*pulls out another one*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*take the other bracelet*
Well, let's see how I'd look like.

*put it on, ending up looking like Squall Leonhart*

... Got any clothes to spare?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Uh...let's see...

At least put these on first...

*tosses a pair of boxers at Yuna*

*goes through closet*

Hm...here's some pants...they don't fit me, so maybe they'll fit you...

And a shirt...and I have this jacket...they just kinda gve it to me for free. I'd never wear it, but it might look good on you...