The Creature Calamity Club

[Misskermie]

*Wakes up*

???

*Wonders what the heck happened while she was sleeping*

EDIT: Great. Now I know how Vincent and Hubert feel. Ziffled at first wake.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

News Lady: So if you do not kill people, and you are part vampire, how do you feed?

 

[Misskermie]

(Is this lady retarded or something?)

 

[Sgt Floyd]

(everyone in this town is )

 

[Misskermie]

(Ah, gotcha. But seriously, either way, she needs blood, so it's obvious!)

 

[Lola p]

I drink blood bags.

See? I"m not evil. And please do not twist this to make me sound like I am

 

[Misskermie]

(Good luck, she's a news reporter)

 

[Sgt Floyd]

News Lady: *turns to camera* Well, folks. You heard it here, live. This monster says she is not evil and has not attacked me. Maybe they are not the real monsters. Maybe its the humans who are the monsters. *motions for camera guy to cut*

*looks back at grace*

Lady: *flashes MIB badge* I am Agent May. After that news got out last night we needed to do some damage control.

 

[Misskermie]

(Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat...?)

 

[Lola p]

Phew. Thank god.

*Is suddenly swarmed by real new reporters.*

Oh God....