The Creature Calamity Club

[Sgt Floyd]

Shadow: .......it was I who took over your body when you were fighting *says barely pronounceable name in shadow language*

Y-you mean Emma?

Shadow: That's her pronounceable name...but yes.

........

Shadow: I never possessed anyone before so...

*blink blink*

*suddenly hugs him* And here I thought you were just a big goofy lunkhead.

*super sugary bonding moment*

 

[Lola p]

*Sniffles*

And... Now, Some evils going to come, like, tomorrow.

 

[CaseytheMuppet]

Evil?! NO! No no no no no no... WHY?!

*grabs Marie*

Come here, follow me!

*goes down to shelter*

This is where I was for the past month. You should be safe here.

 

[Lola p]

*Follows, but then stops*

No... NO!

I'm TIRED of running! Whatever is coming wiped everyone out! I'm going to kill it! I swear to GOD, I am.

 

[CaseytheMuppet]

You don't understand! I'm pretty sure the evil thing is Rebecca. If you kill her, that's another thing I love to die! Can't you find a more humane way to get rid of her?

 

[Lola p]

*slams fist down on a table*

Whoever this is, it's a he, and another thing: HE CAUSED A *Bleeping* GENOCIDE! I'm pretty sure I'm going to end his miserable life!

 

[Misskermie]

How about an "accidental" murder?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Come on, let's go back home.

*opens a portal and just pushes bike through it*

*goes inside*

Yuna?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*feel hungry and stop petting Figaro to prepare some instant noodles*

*return to the living room with the noodles and put a Blu Ray in the player*

*watch Monsters, Inc. while eating*

(Edit: ziffeled )

*hear Johnny*
I'm in the living room!

 

[Lola p]

No. I'm finding him tomorrow and killing him. I don't care where, he is dying tomorrow!