*Shadow lets go*
Ok, you are going to be the ring bearer in our wedding. All you need to do is carry a pillow with a ring on it. Can you do that?
*Shadow makes noises indicating "yes"*
Ok, good. Let's practice.
*hands him a pillow from the couch and takes off one of his rings and puts it on the pillow*
Ok, just walk...er...float in a straight line across the living room without dropping that. Ok?
*Shadow starts to move across the living room*
So far so good...
*Shadow drops the pillow*
*facepalm*
Do it again...