The Creature Calamity Club

[Lola p]

*Sniffle*

*Random scientists in a white lab coat walks by*

White coat: AMAZING! It's replicating human emotions! Huh!

I'm not replicating.... I HAVE emotions!

White coat: *Chuckles to himself*
How could you? You're just some sort of feral monster! You're brain isn't big enough to have emotion!

That.... Doesn't mean it isn't there!

White coat: Oh, you and every single thing like you we bring in says the same thing... You see, after the witch disaster, the city banned monsters, like you-

But what did we do wrong?

White coat: YOU killed thousands of innocents!

Oh, excuse me! Was I PERSONALLY there?!

White coat: *Looks beaten, but then grabs walkie talkie*
Subject 23cB is getting hostile!

What? No I'-

*Gets shocked by a huge electricity volt*

GAH! O_O

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Yeah

They would make nice decorations :3

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Yep

*take a seashell in my hands and look at it*

*grin cheekily*
Maybe I should dress up as a mermaid for our wedding

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Please don't

But you can dress up like a mermaid when we get home

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

"When we get home" as in today or as in after the wedding?

Anything else I could dress up as for you?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

After the wedding

Although, don't get a fish form and make your lower half a fish. That's not very attractive

 

[Lola p]

*Cries*

White coat: Huh.. Looks like you might have a visitor....

*Just looks scared*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*flirty look*

Don't worry, I'll find a more attractive substitute for that one

 

[Sgt Floyd]

I can't wait then...unless it's a duck. Duck butts aren't really attractive either

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Nah, it will be a cow butt XD