The Creature Calamity Club

[Misskermie]

*Still prying off zipper, muffling that I did it*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Cop: Do you really think I was born yesterday? *readies gun*

 

[Lola p]

Put the gun down now.

They are vampires! Do you not belive me?

 

[Vincent L]

Jaz, will you keep QUIET? Or I'll hit the emergency shutoff button again.

 

[Misskermie]

*Eyes get bigger at the sight of the gun, and then gets angry, then breaks free*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Cop: They are not the ones who are being accused of killing innocent people!

 

[Lola p]

*hits emergency shut off*

*Teleportts thugs to her, one thug has a screaming woman in his mouth, sucking her dry*

 

[Vincent L]

(to self) wow, how does she do that?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Cop: What the...O_O

 

[Misskermie]

Voice: Initiating backup power


*reboots*

Glad I kept that, and ACK!! Vampire thugs!