The Creature Calamity Club

[Sgt Floyd]

Ok, I'd like to see that XD

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*to Johnny, raising an eyebrow*
You really want to see me poop on her remains? Don't you think smelling the poop woul be enough?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

What? It's not like I haven't seen an animal poop before

 

[Lola p]

Why are we talking about poop again?

XD

 

[Misskermie]

Well, let's see what this baby can do.

*presses the button, as a bright light fills the room*


Ow... My head...


???: WAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! *is crying*


What the? *looks at the person* HEY! You look like me!


???: SO?! *is angry for some reason*

Chill... HEY you look like me too!

*looks around seeing many copys of herself, with a different attitude*

Oh crap.


Love: *skipping around, plucking a flower* Hubert loves me, Hubert loves me not, Hubert loves me...


Geek: *is playing a videogame* Almost killed him! DAH!


Sad: ...B-But my mom never REALLY loved me, she was just using me like everyone else.


Humour: ...So, the polar bear says, "No, but the wallpaper tasted terrific he said!"


Mad: ...AUTUMN IS SUCH A *beeping beep*

I'm screwed, I'm screwed...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

... We're strange

But first, we have to defeat her before it can happen.

 

[Lola p]

Hear hear!

 

[PanthraDion]

Yes, defeate her first, then mangle her.
*Grins slightly.*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

We don't even know what kind of creature she is...for all I know my attacks won;t even work on her...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

As for as we know, she can shapeshift and talk to us while not physically present.

... Anybody got an encyclopedia? :/