The Creature Calamity Club

[Sgt Floyd]

And just in case there's crazy people with smelly perfume, I'm going as a dude

 

[Lola p]

*At store*

Hi, do you have any bl-

Ponies. My litle pony items. Do you have any?

 

[Vincent L]

*phew*
[growing desire to choke Grace by the throat]

 

[Hubert]

Clerk: Bologna? That's in aisle three.

*facepalms*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Aw, let me impersonate ficitional characters

*go through the store and pick up everything I need in a basket*
Okay, does anybody still need anything?

 

[Lola p]

*face piano*

Ok, do you belive in monsters? Like the ones on TV the other night?

 

[Misskermie]

What about oil?


Er- Cooking oil I mean.

 

[Hubert]

Clerk: Cooking oil is in aisle s7. And you mean that monster movie on TV last night? That was pretty good, huh?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Grace, are you going to ask that every person we meet?

*to Jaz*
You need cooking oil? No problem.

 

[Misskermie]

Yup. I need... that.