The Creature Calamity Club

[Sgt Floyd]

*gets up and goes to the bathroom, squeaking in fear when he sees his reflection before realizing it's just himself*

-_- *beep*

*calls work*

Jeff, I can't make it in today...

Jeff: Ah, no problem. Tell you what, since we barely have any customers, how about I just call you in rather than you coming here and wasting your time.

Um...ok...sounds good...

*gets back on the computer*

There has to be another way...

*mumbles, reading* Dying their hair does not work...

No S***! -_-

Blood...enemies...

*suddenly, there's a purple flash and Goth future Johnny appears*

O_O *prepares to attack*

GJ: Relax, I'm not going to hurt you...I've seen the light...metaphorically...look, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but this whole blood drinking thing doesn't work. Don't listen to some quack on the internet who knows squat about demons.

Huh?

GJ: I might have gone crazy, but I wasn't happy that my hair turned black either. I pretended to be friends with the hybrid to get her blood...after a few months of nothing happening...well...

I get it -_-

GJ: The truth is...getting married is the only way to get your hair color back to normal...

Wait...what?

GJ: While it's true that having a pentagram necklace helps with the moodiness and violence...it only prolongs this until you get married...

Why should I listen to you?

GJ: *sigh* Because the elf queen told me...I went back after you came to the future and she told me all of this. It was Yuna's love for you that helped me see what I was doing...I thought it was because of the dragon...but the dragon only made what was already starting to happen worse. Until you get married, you have to wear that necklace...if you take it off...that's it...

But...

GJ: But what? Now listen, about Marie. Don't hold grudges. *vanishes*

O_O what just happened?

.........screw it, I'm going back to sleep...

*gets in bed and goes back to sleep*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*wake up some time later and look at Johnny, lightly stroking his hair*

*get up and go to the kitchen to feed a hungry Figaro*

*cut off a slice of cake and put it on a plate; then do the same with another slice and get two dessert forks*

*go back upstairs with both plates and place one on a bedside table while eating the cake on the second plate*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*mumbles in sleep*

*squeaks*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*place the plate on the other bedside table after I finished eating and put my arms around Johnny*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*wakes up*

Good morning...I think...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Morning.

*hug*
Are you feeling better?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

No -_-

I got up this morning and called out of work. Jeff said he's just gonna start calling me in when he needs me...

And so I got on the computer and then evil...well...he's not evil anymore...me appeared...

he said that he tried that and it didn't work.

He said the only way to stop this and get my natural hair color back is to get married...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Oh...

*let my demon tail grow and wrap it around Johnny's waist*
Guess it would be easier if we had a date for our wedding day... But, um, how did bad future you know this?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Apparently, after we left the future, he went back to talk to the queen...

but that would explain why the other me was still blond. He got married...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Well, at least we know how you can get back your blond hair and we are going to get married anyway. We just need a date...

*stroke the back of his head*
It will be alright.