The Creature Calamity Club

[Misskermie]

*Give Vincent a can of oil and a radio active bagel*


This is good. Trust me. Just check to make sure it's not diet.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

He's not a robot!

 

[Hubert]

Hey Jaz, wanna bring me one of those radioactive bagels too?

 

[Vincent L]

Thank you!
[oils my broken RC car]
[uses radioactive bagel to conduct science experiments]

What on earth is in that red stuff?!
[Kermit scrunch face]

 

[Hubert]

*sees Vincent doing science experiments*

What on earth are you doing to that bagel? Those are too good to waste!

 

[Lola p]

It's kool aid. It will make you feel better. Ok?

 

[Vincent L]

I'll give them to you when I'm done. Hopefully they'll still be edible then.

OOC: weird thing is while I'm writing I'm dead, Saying Goodbye started playing on MC radio

EDIT: This post is simultaneously ziffeled and ziffeling

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*facepalm* No bagel for you, Hubert!

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

If you eat any more of those bagels, Hubert, I'm gonna kill some more chickens.

 

[Hubert]

What is your problem with me eating them? Seriously...