Victor: But, what do I do? Just go up to her and confess my love?
Oh, God no! That way too direct, too American.
Victor: Hey!
It’s true! Anyway, if you want my advice, you should go up to her and ask if she’s free for a cup of coffee.
Victor: It’s…really that simple?
*Looks away, thinking aloud* Well, simple is a strong word, but yeah I guess. Hey, can I ask you, just a little curious but how did you ever ask out Gel-
*As I turn to Victor, his seat is empty and he’s already walking out the door.*
Hey!
*runs off, then returns briefly to throw some change on the table*