The Creature Calamity Club

[Sgt Floyd]

(*facepalm* BUT leaves )

*helps her fill the tub*

Man, this stuff better help...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*tub almost full*
Yeah, for the sakes of our noses.

*tub is filled after a few minutes*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*gets pajamas and brings them into the bathroom*

Ugh...time to get in I guess :/

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Yup. I better leave, huh? :/

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Unless you want to see what a totally naked zombie looks like, yes

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Nah, but if you miraculously turn back to normal while sitting in there, call me

*leave the bathroom and go to our bedroom*

*start playing Dissidia Duodecim*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*sigh*

*takes underwear off and gets in*

*holds breath and goes completely under...then realizes he doesn't even need to breath anyway*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*play Scenario 013 Light To All, Epilogue*

*pick Squall, Tidus, Zidane, Bartz and Terra as my five warriors*

*reach the first boss battle, versus Exdeath*

*after failing to hit him a few times*
Stop evading my attacks and let me hit you, you void-obssessed tree!

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*gets out and rinses stuff out of hair in the sink*

*dries off and puts pajamas on*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*defeat Exdeath*
Woohoo! Take that, you fallacious tree!