The Creature Calamity Club

[Yuna Leonhart]

Johnny, snap out of this.

*ear scratchies to calm him down*

 

[Misskermie]

*Tries to choke self out*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Snap out of what?!

*turns demon and tackles Jaz, extending claws in strike position*

YOU WILL BE HAPPY! I WANT A HAPPY CHRISTMAS! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT BABYSITTING YOU! NOW BE HAPPY!

 

[Lola p]

JOHNNY!

Please, no! Remember last time!

 

[Misskermie]

*sigh*
No thank you.
But feel free to kill me.
Really not caring to live right now.


(This is such a Lilo and Stitch moment. "Leave me alone to die!" LOL)

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Johnny! Please, calm down!

*frown at him but can't blame him for being like this*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*smacks her instead*

STOP FEELING SORRY FOR YOURSELF! THAT'S MY JOB! YOU BE HAPPY!

*smacks her again*

 

[Misskermie]

Johnny... Dude.
I appriciate every concern you have.
I understand every concern you have.
But, I need time to get over you know who.
And while, I'm very... irritable right now, I wouldn't dream of ruining your holiday.
Please...
I think for a while, I need to deactivate myself...

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Jaz...
*fur gets poofy like an angry cat's*
Out of all the times I have wanted to give up, I pushed forward. Now stop this defeatist attitude.

 

[Misskermie]

*BEEP* JOHNNY!

*tries to push him off*


YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE *BEEP* I'M GOING THROUGH! BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST A... A... A JERK!