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The Creature Calamity Club

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Crystal: Look, I know you are embarrassed about what you are, but that's no reason to be mean to others, especially fellow monsters...

Steve: You just had to say something didn't you...

Um...I think we should leave...come on...*drags Yuna away*
 

Yuna Leonhart

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*once we're out of hearing range*
That was... unexpected...

Well, um, wanna stay here? Or would you rather go somewhere else?
 

Sgt Floyd

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Let's go somewhere else...

*looks back at them*

How...why...Steve....gah!
 

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*Yanks the guy by the collar* Listen to me, and listen good. You're going to get me that game, and you're going to get it to me NOW. Comprende?


Clerk: Uh, M-Ma'am, I told you that I can't do that. S-So if you'd be kind enough t-to just wait until it comes out...

Don't give me that false honesty *beep*
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Luke: *Bumps into someone* Hey! Watch it buddy!


Girl: Oh, I-I'm sorry...
 

Yuna Leonhart

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I don't get it either.

... Let's go sing karaoke! I'm sure it will distract us from them.
 

Sgt Floyd

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Yeah, let's go

*goes back to the car with Yuna and drives to the apartment*
 

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Clerk: Ma'am please, leave the store, or I'll have to call security...

Call them. I DARE you...

Clerk: Wh-Why are you being so... Mean?


Cuz I'm Ms. J *beep*.
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Luke: *Looks at her, feeling a bit ashamed* Oh, sorry, I didn't know you were uh...


Girl: A girl? Soooo stereo typical...


Luke: W-Wait a minute! I didn't mean it that way! WAIT!


Girl: What?


Luke: Uh... I'm Luke.


Katrina: I'm Katrina. Call me Kat if you want to.
 
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