The Creature Calamity Club

[Misskermie]

Luke: *Falls right near the mall door*


*Lands* LUKE! Are you alright?


Luke: Yeah, I do that, so my wings are put away by the time I land.


So you think a boy falling out of the sky doesn't draw a little bit of attention to yourself?
If you keep pulling stunts like that, you'll get us exposed!


Luke: Alright, Alright, sheesh!


(Just out of curiousity, where are you guys?)

 

[Sgt Floyd]

(an amusement park)

Steve: You two just HAVE to show up everywhere I am!

*Crystal catches up with him* Oh, hi, guys

Steve: You know these losers?

Crystal: They freed me...*glares* and if you want to date me then you need to be nice to them

Steve:.......but...

 

[Misskermie]

(Ohhhh. BTW, Steve is feeling the salt. )


Luke: *Walks into the mall*


*Follows* Alright, you go look at whatever, I'll go look at Videogames. Here's 50 bucks. Use 20 for clothes.


Luke: How much do you think stuff is?


Good point. Here's 50 more bucks. use half of it for clothes. I meet you later.


Luke: How will you know where I am?


Cyborgs have the ability to track things... Not people, but things. So, I'll track an object on your person. Because I have yet to teach you telepathy. Anyway, meet you later.

*Runs off*


Luke: My mom is a little kid...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*to Johnny*
**Looks like she's wearing the pants in the relationship **

For the record, we didn't and couldn't know you were here.

*smile at Crystal and wave at her*
Hello, how're you doing?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Crystal: Good. I had no idea there was an amusement park here. I love amusement parks.

Steve: *glares and makes a growling noise*

*Crystal elbows him* Be nice.

Steve: But...but...those two make my life miserable.

Crystal: Oh please. Those two? They are some of the nicest people I've met...

 

[Misskermie]

*Enters Game Stop, Runs into a bunch of game geeks, and finally finds the game I'm lookin' for*
Luigi's mansion 2!!! YES!!!
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Luke: *Walks into Hollister* This is such a girl store. *Walks out* Where can I find a good clothing outlet...? Oh! I know! *Walks into Heritage* THIS is more like it.

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

We make his life miserable? That's news to me.

I'm glad you're doing better now, Crystal

 

[Misskermie]

I'd like to purchase this game please.

Clerk: I'm sorry ma'am, but this game doesn't come out until Feb. 4th.

My birthday? Seriously?

(True Story)
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Luke: *Starts looking at stuff*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Crystal: Don't be so dramatic.

Steve: There's something weird about them...

Crystal: What do you mean?

Steve: Well...I mean...uh...

Crystal: They aren't human?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*to Johnny*
**So much for asking to have him flashythinged**

Aw, but we're nothing more than two people deeply in love with each other. We're harmless