The Creature Calamity Club

[Vincent L]

Why not just make a vortex that leads to nowhere? I really don't want to take chances.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

I'm more concerned that the properties of the portal will have some kind of reaction with the plasma...like...I dunno. Accidentally unleashing some kind of evil monster...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

We'll worry about the monster if or when it appears. An maybe it's a friendly monster in the end.

 

[Lola p]

Hey Mo, How is your flying going?

 

[Mo Frackle]

It was going great until I crashed into that karaoke machine...

Anyway, what's this talk about a portal?

 

[Lola p]

It leads to Nothing.

We put Rusty in it to make sure he did not tell about me being part pony...

 

[Mo Frackle]

I once knew someone who was part pony. Yeah, got her own TV show. My Little Unicorn, or something like that.

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

I thought to prevent him from running into scientists. And what's that about a karaoke machine Mo mentioned?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*tries to transform...only transforms claws*

Can I at least...nope...can't turn female either...

I don't feel like I'm using up any energy...but if I stop I'll feel sick again...maybe this is something the MIB should look into...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Then let's go to the MIB, shall we?