The Creature Calamity Club

[Hubert]

Hm...I think you better go get some rest.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

...I'm fine...I'm sure its just a cold...*sneezes and shoots plasma rays out of eyes*

 

[Hubert]

Right...and usually you rest when you have a cold...now get to bed!

 

[Lola p]

*makes sarge fall a sleep**


Ok, that was weird...

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*moves around and turns human*

 

[Lola p]

Uh, ok...?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*wakes up* I''m fine...I'm sure it will pass...*eyes completely green and watery*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*still wearing a pair of Groucho Marx glasses*
Um, perhaps the archeologist haf sometihng with him to weaken bat demons?

 

[Lola p]

What is wrong sarge?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*body starts glowing green* I have a cold...thats all...and I don't think I can go demon at this very moment...