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The Creature Calamity Club

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Steve: Since I found out I wasn't the only male monster in this town

WHAT?! There's plenty of male monsters...pick on one of them!

Steve: But you're also a no good rotten biker. It gives me the right to finally have my revenge.

Let it go! Not all bikers are like that...

Steve: Don't care. I made up my mind. Now less talk more die!

*dodges another attempt at a charge attack*

*turns rat demon*
 

Yuna Leonhart

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Can't you let go of the past?

*after Steve tried another charge attack*

No! Stop it!
 

Sgt Floyd

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Steve: *stops and looks at Yuna* Butt out of this! This doesn't concern you at all. Besides. You can do better than a rat...

*sweep kicks Steve's legs while he's distracted, his back legs give out*

Steve: *neighs and snorts* You dirty cheater!

Who was the one who teleported just feet from me and tried a sneak attack?
 

Yuna Leonhart

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*quiver in rage*
It does concern me. He is my future husband. And...

*don't even notice that my hands burst into flames, ready for a Firaga spell*
He's much more to me than a rat!
 

Sgt Floyd

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And I'm a lot more than a rat

*readies plasma blasts*

Steve: What the? *looks back and forth between both of them
 

Yuna Leonhart

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*in a dangerously calm voice*
Anyone who who harms Johnny will have to face my wrath.
 

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*Steve tries to get up, but can't*

Move one more time and you'll get hit by both of us...

***You know...I don't think I can kill him...***
 

Yuna Leonhart

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**Me neither... I just want to scare him enough to stop this whole nonsense...**

Believe me, it's gonna hurt.
 

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Steve: *gets up despite barely being able to move his back legs* I'll finish you, no matter what! *charges*

*hits Steve in the face with a plasma blast*

*steve stumbles backwards in pain then charges again*

O_O

*shoots a bean of ice at the ground, freezing it*

*steve slides and crashes into a wall*

***Think Rex can do something about this? Like wipe his memory?***
 
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