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Sgt Floyd

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*starts to leave the mall with Yuna when Steve shows up out of nowhere in front of them*

Steve: Leaving so soon?

Yes. We would like to go home if you don't mind.

Steve: You know...that kick to the head might have stunned me for a bit...but I still need to finish what I started...

O_O Wait...can't we talk about this?
 

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*grab Johnny's arm, looking fearful*

*think How are we gonna get out of this situation?*
 

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*Steve grabs them and teleports them to some abandoned warehouse somewhere*

Steve: Heh...no one will ever find your remains here...

Steve, come on. You know we were just having fun with you because it irritated you so much. Maybe if you-

Steve: SHUT IT! *turns into a unicorn*

*squeak* O_O
 

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Steve...what is this going to prove?

Steve: Who's the best. A Unicorn never lets his rival escape alive...

Rival? Have you lost your mind? Can't you just go back to hating me?

Steve: Nope. We know what each other is now. That changes everything.

*Steve charges*

*barely jumps out of the way*

*thinks good thing unicorns don't have much in the way of attacking...*
 
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