The Creature Calamity Club

[Hubert]

*sees Yuna's smile/hand*

Uh...Uncle Fritz...is that your breakfast I smell? You better go up and eat it!

*Uncle Fritz runs off*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*my smile vanishes and I let the fireball disappear*
You're no fun. I was hungry for chicken legs.

 

[Hubert]

And I was hungry for a happy ending.

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Watch a Disney film; they have usually happy endings
Or give me a turkey sandwich and I won't kill the chickens
for now

 

[Hubert]

Be right back

*runs into apartment 8 kitchen, comes back with a turkey sandwich*

Here.

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Thank you
*start eating*
Yummy!

 

[Sgt Floyd]

What did I miss? New purchases? A new tenant? An exciting discovery?

This archeologist Grace turned into a werewolf because he was going to tell some scientists about us. He's still in the hallway knocked out...

(We also established what I look like as human, and I needed a brain bleach)

 

[Lola p]

*wakes up*

Hi Yuna!

 

[Sgt Floyd]

So when do you think Rusty is gonna regain consciousness and/or show signs of being a werewolf?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

(just seen your human form, Sarge)

Hi, Grace

*realize what Sarge just said*
Grace turned an archeologist into a werewolf? And said archeologist was going to tell some scientists about us?
... I feel like a parrot.