The Creature Calamity Club

[Misskermie]

.... He corpse is gonna be in soup...

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Who is the one with claws that can cut through steel?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*sigh*
How about you two have a little competition who's better at killing chickens when we're done making the soup?

 

[Hubert]

That's it.

*turns into werewolf form, and rips apart chicken with teeth*

*turns back into human form, jumps up on top of counter*

Hello friends. We are gathered here today to honor a good chicken and friend, Gregory. Gregory was with us in good times and bad, saving times and killing times, funny times and boring times, even though we only knew him for a few short minutes.

He has become a lifelong friend to all of us, and through this hard time, we must remember that we will be reunited with him again when we die, some of us sooner than others.

*bursts into tears*

Gregory, may you rest in peace, and have a wonderful time in heaven, or wherever chickens go. We will remember you always. You will be gone, but not forgotten in this world. May you be granted eternal rest in peace forever. Amen.

*runs around the kitchen*

Oh when the saints, go marching in,
Oh when the saints go marching in,
Oh Lord, I want to be in that number,
When the saints go marching in.

Rest in peace, sir Gregory! You will be missed.

 

[Misskermie]

Dude...


Only do that for Camilla...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*clap hand over my muth and turn away to hide my laughter*

 

[Hubert]

*two chickens fly in from window*

Dear friends, please proceed to give all of your sympathy gifts, cards and offerings to Mr. and Mrs. Peck at this time.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Chickens can't really fly. Its more of a hover-hop. Alice Cooper made that mistake in concert. People can tear a chicken apart more viciously than a psycho werewolf

 

[Hubert]

*still crying*

Tell that to Mr. and Mrs. Peck, who just flew in. Anything is possible when in grief because of your son's death.

*hugs Mr and Mrs. Peck, still crying*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Mr. and Mrs. Peck are about to become lunch *jumps at them with claws*