The Creature Calamity Club

[Misskermie]

Waaaaaaaait, my microwave is REALLY high powered. It's chrome, you know?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Will you stop eating those? Here, have a normal bagel. You want grape jelly or blood jelly? Its made with cow blood. Cow blood is a great substitute for anything

 

[Hubert]

I was thinking more along the lines of using the stove, over the microwave.

*tries cow blood bagel*

Ich. Once you have these radioactive bagels, normal ones taste terrible.

 

[Misskermie]

Ew. Cow jelly...

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Cow blood is normal?

 

[Hubert]

You said, "Here, have a normal one. You want grape jelly or blood jelly?" I assumed that meant that the cow blood one was normal.

Regardless, it was bad.

*picks up another radioactive bagel*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*stare at them all before I start preparing the chicken and noodles, clucking to the tune of The Rainbow Connection*

 

[Misskermie]

Dude, save me some bagels.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Eh...for a werewolf, you sure don't seem to like blood

 

[Hubert]

*continues eating radioactive bagel*

*to Jaz*

Where do you buy these things?