The Creature Calamity Club

[Vincent L]

(I hate you for that pretty soon you'll be on the highest posting list)

I might fit in the trunk

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*gets in the van with everyone and drives to the mall*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*head to the pretzel stand with both men*

*don't say anything, just grin at the pretzel lady*

Abend

 

[Lola p]

*Working on closing portal*

EXPECTRO PATRONUM!

*A silver image tries to form, but nothing happens*

ARG!

 

[Vincent L]

Guten Abent. Ich möchte eine Brezel.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Lady: *glances back and forth at the guys then stares at Yuna*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

What? Never heard someone speak German before?
I only said "evening" and he *indicate at Vincent* said he would like to buy a pretzel

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Lady: The things I want to say to you right now would get me banned from ever coming into the mall again...

 

[Vincent L]

你要賣還是不賣？

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Well, we didn't say anything rude when we spoke in German. And what harm could multilingual costumers cause?