The Creature Calamity Club

[Sgt Floyd]

Good night

*gives her a little kiss before falling asleep*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Nighty night

*lean my head against his chest and put my arms around his waist*

*close my eyes and fall asleep*

 

[Vincent L]

Scientist: Hi, I'm Zweitein, and I'm about to perform a potentially dangerous procedure to clone your powers.
Humming: Wait, did you said "potentially dangerous"?
Zweitein: Yes. If it works, we can make thousands of shapeshifters, and our lab will be a success, but of course, there's a high chance the procedure will fail, and he will die.
Humming: Wait, you can't make him die, what about my profits?
[long argument between the two]
*to self* Ok, now how do I get out…

(to Yuna: I wonder if you can guess why the scientist is called "Zweitein", it's a very bad pun)

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*partially turns into a cat in sleep*

 

[Vincent L]

*mumble I must say shapeshifting in a magic hat isn't the best thing in the world…*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*wakes up thirsty and stumbles, still half asleep, down to the kitchen to get something to drink*

 

[Vincent L]

[arguing continues]
[looking around for somewhere to escape]
Ah, air hole!
[turns into an ant, and gets out]
Humming: Hey, where's our prisoner?
[they notice the ant]
Zweitein: Hey, I guess that's him.

**Sarge, get me outta this!**

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*still half asleep and barely functioning*

***Huh...who's Sarge...why are there voices in my head...***

 

[Vincent L]

**Johnny, then! It's Vincent telepathying you! GET ME OUTTA HERE!!!**

 

[Sgt Floyd]

***Huh...Vincent...***

*loading screen*

***Darn it. Where the heck are you?***