The Creature Calamity Club

[Sgt Floyd]

What do you think happened to the scientists? You think they finally gave up? Haven't seen any of them in a while...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

I don't know but I hope they have given up. We haven't heard from the monster hunters either for a long time. Perhaps they decided we're not worth the trouble but I wouldn't count on it.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

As long as there are monsters, there's going to be monster hunters. But monster hunters generally aren't the brightest crayon in the pack

So you ready to go to sleep?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Even a wall is more intelligent than a monster hunter

Yeah. Let's just teleport back home instead of driving.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Ok, whatever

*teleports them home*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*head with Johnny from the garage to the bedroom*

*take off my clothes, except my underwear*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Soon you aren't going to want to sleep in just your underwear. It's getting kinda cold to be doing it

*gets undressed*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Not even when I have someone to keep me warm?

*get in bed and snuggle under the bedcovers*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

I'm just saying

*gets in bed*

Then again...you are next to a human heater...and freezer I guess

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Guess I can consider myself lucky that I'm in love with a human heater

*snuggle up to Johnny*