The Creature Calamity Club

[Yuna Leonhart]

You don't read J.K. Rowling, do you?
I would have quoted something from The Casual Vacancy but I only read that once

*to Johnny*
Well then, how many pretzels would you like?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Hmmm....surprise me

Lady: You just love making my life miserable, don't you -_-

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*to the pretzel lady*
Aw, don't be like that

Always look on the bright side of life
We'll be having seven pretzels
And I don't care this song sound silly
Always look on the bright side of life

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*the lady throws the bag of pretzels at Yuna*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*catch the bag of pretzels*

*to Johnny*
Well then, anything else we could need?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

I don't think so

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Then shall we get home and enjoy our pretzels after we fixed our door?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Yep

*gives Yuna a quick kiss on the lips*

*the lady just glares, obviously irritated*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*stick my tongue out at the pretzel lady*

*to Johnny*
Then let's go home, handsome

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*takes her hand and leaves the mall*

I swear, I'm just waiting for steam to come out of her ears