The Creature Calamity Club

[Sgt Floyd]

Works for me

*buys the door and the supplies*

Want to stop anywhere else before we go home?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*think for a moment*

Nope, unless you need something.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Well, we could always get pretzels

And who doesn't love torturing the pretzel lady

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

To the mall then?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

To the mall!

*drives to the mall*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Yay, torture time

*head straight to the pretzel stand*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Lady: *sees them* Oh for the love of...again? *glares*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Well, what in the name of Merlin's most baggy Y-fronts are we doing here?

Of course, you can always choose someone else's Y-fronts, lady

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Lady: *blink blink* Er...what?

 

[CaseytheMuppet]

*grumbling in bed*

Stupid, stupid, stupid! Why do I even try to make friends? They always end up hating me.

*looks at suitcase*

Should I...

*looks in mirror*

Yes.