The Creature Calamity Club

[Lola p]

(Sorry, had to eat)

*A black ball of darkness apears, and it turns into Marie, who walks dramaticly on stage*

How ya do I, see you've met my, faithful handyman
He's just a little brought down because when you knocked
He thought you were the candyman.
Don't get strung out by the way that I look,
Don't judge a book by its cover
I'm not much of a girl by the light of day,
But by night I'm one heck of a lover

I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Sensational, Transylvania.

So let me show you around, maybe play you a sound
You both look like you're both pretty groovy
Or if you want something visual that's not too abysmal
We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie.

I'm glad we caught you at home, could we use your phone?
We're both in a bit of a hurry.
We'll just say where we are, then go back to the car
We don't want to be any worry.

So you got caught with a flat, well, how about that?
Well babies, don't you panic.
By the light of the night when it all seems alright
I'll get you a satanic mechanic.

I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Sensational, Transylvania.

So why don't you stay for the night?

*A vampire bat flies up, turns into a vampire, and it whispers NIGHT*
Or maybe a bite?
*Another flies up and whispers: BITE*
I could show you my favorite obsession.
I've been making a man with blond hair and a tan
And he's good for relieving my.... Well, To be honest, I really don't know....

I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Sensational, Transylvania.

So come up to the lab. And see what's on the slab.
I see you shiver with antici... pation!
But maybe the rain isn't really to blame
So I'll remove the cause, but not the symptom.



( Edited for the MC Forums.... XD )

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

You only lose a fight when you give up, Johnny

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*claps for Marie*

*to Yuna*
Whatever

 

[Lola p]

Thank you!

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Are you channeling Squall's spirit, Johnny?
I think I have an idea what to sing. Well, what I could sing and for duets, I'd suggest Disney songs

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Did you have any duets in mind?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

I See The Light, for example? Or If I Never Knew You?Or like in Snow White, I sing her Wishing Song and you sing One Song?

But first, I sing my solo
*jump on the stage and start singing*


The Avenger,
Is roaming through the land.
Ready for the clash, for the lasting gash.

Mothers kissing sons,
With a staff in hands.
The bride is shining,
When the groom is gold.

The spirit is over town,
Waiting for me to hit the floor.
Blooming white sky for the voice of one calling tonight
Tonight fate is the red crown, (red crown)
The red crown around your door.
Time's scattering the seeds of the morning daylight.

Shining worship choked in a wave of silver.
The offering's grief for Deceiver's pride.
Salvation man is a cup of fire.
But hope is the star,
On a morning tide
But hope is the star,
On a morning tide

The pilgrims are gathering the marching band,
The marching band's howling
Compassion is the flag a righteous man,
A righteous man will hold
The pilgrims are gathering the marching band,
The marching band's howling
Compassion is the flag a righteous man,
A righteous man will hold

The spirit is over town,
Waiting for me to hit the floor
Blooming white sky for the voice of one calling tonight
Tonight fate is the red crown, (red crown)
The red crown around your door
Time's scattering the seeds of the morning daylight

The spirit is over town,
Waiting for me to hit the floor
Blooming white sky for the voice of one calling tonight
Tonight fate is the red crown,
The red crown around your door
Time's scattering the seeds of the morning daylight

The spirit is over town,
Waiting for me to hit the floor.
Blooming white sky for the voice of one calling tonight
Tonight fate is the red crown, (red crown)
The red crown around your door
Time's scattering the seeds of the morning daylight

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Woo!

*claps*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*take a bow with a big grin and jump off the stage*

So, who wants next?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

We still need to do a duet