The Creature Calamity Club

[Yuna Leonhart]

(nah, she was too busy watching a couple of Muppet Show episodes in real life )

*wake up and put a hand on my head*
Ugh, what happened? And why am I feeling so weird?

 

[Hubert]

*catches up with Sarge, still invisible*

*reappears*

Sarge...control yourself!

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*covered in blood...fur looks unusually poofy*

*looks at Hubert*

Werewolf...blood...bad...

*screams and flies away*

 

[Vincent L]

(to Yuna) I hope you're not turning into a werewolf/vampire.

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*stare at Vincent questioningly*
Why... why would I turn into a werewolf/vampire?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*swoops and attacks someone else*
*screams*

 

[Lola p]

Yuna, I gave you my blood. You are turning Into a vampire.

 

[Vincent L]

So you don't remember anything?
(to self) wow, this is harder than expected.

EDIT: ziffeled

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

... WHAT!?
*jump to my feet, sway dizzily and then shout in an angry voice*
WHY IN THE NAME OF MERLIN'S PANTS DID YOU TURN ME INTO A VAMPIRE!? I NEVER ASKED TO BE ONE!
*sway againb and fall down on my knees*
Be glad I'm still weak, otherwise I would have killed you right now.

*to Vincent*
No, I don't remember anything...

 

[Hubert]

*flies after Sarge, still invisible*