Boy *walks into another room* *gets box out from under a table*
Boy: The man who sold me these things said that they have real powers. *holds up silver arrowhead* This thing can kill a werewolf...ooo and this thing *holds up cross* is supposed to ward off evil and hurt evil monsters...I don't know what this thing is. Its some kind of whistle but I think its broked. *blows whistle* It doesn't make any sounds...
Me: *winces*
Boy: *pulls out weird looking electronic device* Some man in a lab coat gave me this. he said it can track monsters. Isn't that cool?
Edit: Ziffled...still works I guess