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The Creature Calamity Club

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*rests head in hand as a clever way to keep mouth covered*

Why are you looking at me like that?
 

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*sees knife close to clerk*

You might want to watch that knife...
 

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Clerk: Oh...uh...nothing much. It's just...may I take your order?

EDIT: ziffeled.
[sees knife]
[puts knife in the kitchen sink]
 

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*forgets about fangs and moves hand*

I'll have *insert food item here*

(I don't really know what japanese food consists of)
 

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**sees something on clerks hand**

Did you... Cut yourself!?
 

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Clerk: Ok
(to microphone) One order of *something*!
[sees fangs]
I really need a trip to the psychologist's office...

EDIT: ziffeled yet again
[sees hand bleeding]
I'll get a band-aid. Be right back. Meanwhile, why don't you read the menu and decide what to order?
 

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*follows Grace into the bathroom*

I brought a bag of blood with me in case something like this happened...*holds out bag*
 
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