The Creature Calamity Club

[Hubert]

I don't care for Japanese food much...but I guess I'll go along anyway...

 

[Lola p]

Ok, let's go!

**at restruant**

Hello madam, do you have any blood?

 

[Vincent L]

[bangs head at the wall]
[tries to take control of the situation]
Actually…blood rice cake is only served in Taiwan…this is a Japanese restaurant.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Vincent, can you bang your head a little softer? We don't want to be paying for any damages

 

[Lola p]

**whos going to be the waitress**

 

[Vincent L]

Waitress: Um…do you want to see the menu?

 

[Lola p]

Do you have any blood?

 

[Vincent L]

(to self) Do you have to say that again?!

Clerk: Actually…we don't. We only serve things shown on the menu.
(clerk, to self) This is weird…who in the right mind will order blood? Unless the person needs a blood transfusion…or is a vampire. *shrugs*

 

[Lola p]

Er, ya... A vampire! Hehe...

 

[Vincent L]

Clerk: I love vampire movies. Secretly I want to meet one in person.