The Creature Calamity Club

[Lola p]

*goes Into stealthy unviable mode*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*enter walmart, trying to look casual*

Lady: "Hello, would the Miss like to test out our products?"

Sure! =)
*think That was fast*

*Lady shows me a wide variety of perfumes and takes one*
Lady: "How about this one? Is apple?" *uses it on me*

*pretend to love the smell*
It smells wonderful. Do you have samples for all of these? I'd like to try each one out."

Lady: "Of course." *hands me a bag full of samples* "Here you are."

Thank you.
*Lady leaves and I gag*
Ugh, it smells like butyric acid... Oh well, better get back now.
*return to the apartment*

 

[Lola p]

*wandering aroun walmart*


Goes into back room**

Oh my gosh! Its a portal gun replica!


*presses trigger, and an actual portal comes out*


O____O

My.... God..... Thisissoawsomeohmygosh!!

*leaves*


Guys! Look what I got!

 

[Vincent L]

(to self) Did she pay for it?

Wow, that's so cool! But what's the use? Someone here already knows how to teleport.

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Where were you? Don't tell me you were wandering around causing trouble.

*show the others the samples I got*
It was actually easy. Maybe a little too easy...

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Something is not right with that walmart...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

I officially call the walmart "The Walmart of Doom" and the mission of retrieving the sample as "Mission Mief" (pronounced "meef")

Nehm' mich jetzt auch wenn ich stinke
Denn sonst sag' ich winke winke und goodbye

Agent Sheep: "... I think that stuff has affected her mind."

 

[Vincent L]

Maybe it's just a Walmart in disguise? Real Walmarts don't carry weird perfumes and portal guns (not to mention Palisades figures).

(to Yuna) Can you give a translation?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Sure. It's something like "take me even though I smell, otherwise I wave and say goodbye". It's just a stupid German song about stinking and it came to my mind when I retrieved those horrible smelling perfumes.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*stares blankly at Yuna*

Its been more than 10 minutes and I still can't turn human...