The Creature Calamity Club

[Lola p]

I know that in total the ponies are going to be about $150.

So heres $250...

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Clerk: And here is 41 dollars change...

 

[Lola p]

*sees some silver on clerk*

twitches*

Where did you get that bracelet?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Clerk: Its an family heirloom. I have no idea where my grandmother got it. Honestly, I think its kind of ugly, but I wear it out of respect.

 

[Lola p]

Uh... *twitch*

 

[Lola p]

*stares at clerk*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Clerk: You seem kind of tense. We have some muscle relaxers over in isle 12...

*starts staring into space and thinks she sees movement*
Hey, Grace, did you just see something move over that way?

 

[Lola p]

Uh, no.

Madam, what exactly did you ancestors do?

 

[Vincent L]

What happens if you take it off?

EDIT: you know what

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Hm...must have been my imagination.

Clerk: Uh...I don't know. My grandmother said something about her father being one of the best hunters in the village he grew up in.