The Creature Calamity Club

[Lola p]

*at walmart*


Excuse me madam, where might you my little pony merchendise be?

 

[Hubert]

And if you have anything Muppet-related, I'll buy it!

 

[Lola p]

**whose gonna be the clerk?**

 

[Vincent L]

My little pony? Isle 3A-II
Muppets at isle 4C-IV

[looks suspiciously at Lola's eyes]

 

[Hubert]

You mean Muppet stuff is actually sold here? And I'm not talking about Elmo or Sesame Street stuff...I want the Muppet Show Muppets...Kermit, Miss Piggy, Fozzie, Gonzo...

But...if the Sesame stuff is on sale, I just might pick myself up a Grover toy...

 

[Lola p]

Take a picture. It'll last ya longer sweetie.

 

[Hubert]

*breaks into song, singing in Floyd impression*

Let me take your picture, add it to the mixture,
there it is, I gotcha now...

*others, especially clerk, stare*

What?

 

[Vincent L]

Clerk: Actually, we do have Muppet Palisades figures left. Some past manager at the store (...that freak…) massively over-purchased them.
[takes a picture of Lola]

 

[Lola p]

Hey! Don't do that!

 

[Hubert]

Wh...wh....you have Muppet Palisades figures?????

*faints*