The Creature Calamity Club

[Yuna Leonhart]

*stare at it*

Where did that come from? O_O

 

[Sgt Floyd]

I don't really want to tell you, you might kick me for spending as much as I did on it

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Did you secretly buy it in that store we bought all the entertainment stuff yesterday?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

...maybe...

It was a buy one get one free sale though

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*chuckle*

May I ask if there's an occasion you bought the collar for?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

I guess my reasoning was that if people see a large dog with a collar on, they aren't going to shoot it or call animal control

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Nah, they're going to wonder about the owner

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Well, do you want it?

Or you know, I could always wear it

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*turn into a wolf*

Let's first see if I look good with this

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*puts it on Yuna*

I don't have it too tight, do I?