The Creature Calamity Club

[Yuna Leonhart]

Well, could be worse. You could be like my oldest brother - unemployed but always buying cigarettes.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

So...

*gets blood bag out of refrigerator*

*smells it before drinking it*

What do you want to do today? We haven't been to the park in a while...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Well, we could go out to the park today.

I'm glad we can go out again without being bothered by the citizens. Don't think I could have hidden in here for too long.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Now just don't go summoning any more dragons in the middle of the city and we should be fine

Hopefully there aren't any more werewolves that want to kill us...or mate with me...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Don't plan to anyway

I hope so, too. And I hope you like my kisses much more than the kiss from the last werewolf.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

There is no one I'd rather kiss other than you *smirks*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*smirk back*

Good because I reserve my kisses just for you

 

[Sgt Floyd]

So...I have a strange question...

Would you wear a collar in your wolf form, or are you above that...even if it was a really nice, really EXPENSIVE, jewel encrusted collar?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*give him a strange look*

That's the strangest question ever. But I guess I'd wear one if it looks good on me. Doesn't even have to be a really nice, really EXPENSIVE, jewel encrusted collar.
Why do you ask?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Because I found this...

*pulls a sparkly, jewel encrusted collar out of subspace*