The Creature Calamity Club

[Vincent L]

SOMEBODY CALL 911!!!
(or maybe some creature)

 

[Hubert]

*puts on a fireman's hat randomly lying around*

What's the problem, sir?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*door blows open, black mist comes pouring out*

 

[Vincent L]

...that

 

[Hubert]

*takes off fireman's hat, put's on police hat, picks up plastic handcuffs*

You're under arrest.

 

[Vincent L]

[turns into a snake]
Where do you think you want to put those handcuffs?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*crashes continue*

 

[Hubert]

Er...they were kinda for the one with black mist around them.

Cause you know, you kinda called 911 or some creature...and so I came to your rescue...

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*strange, deep, echo-y voice comes from room*

I HEARD THAT!

*wall crashes down, large figure obscured by black mist*

 

[Lola p]

Sarge?

*shoots lunar ball at mist*