The Creature Calamity Club

[Sgt Floyd]

*tries to fly deeper into the trees*

 

[Lola p]

AH HA!

*Grabs sarge with telekineisis*

Got her!

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*flies up to Lola*
Let's get her back and tell her everything. And then let's kick some scientists' butt.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*tries to fly away but can't go anywhere*
*starts making scared bat noises*

 

[Lola p]

Shush sarge!

*teleports them all back to apartment*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Ugh, I'll never get used to that feeling. So, do you want the honors of telling her everything, Lola? Or should I do it?

 

[Lola p]

You should.

 

[Hubert]

Telling her everything? What do we need to tell her?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*is disoriented, panicked and starts flying into walls in an attempt to escape*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Okay.
*clear throat and speak very fast*
You were in a swamp, weren't you, Sarge? According to Agent Sheep, the only swamp around does strange things to your mind if you're there for too long. You start to go crazy and see horrible things that might happen in the future. Might, but don't necessarily have to happen.

*to everyone else, in a slow voice*
That's about it, right?