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Sgt Floyd

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(You wanna do him?)

I'll make sure he doesn't bother you or anyone else again. And prevent him from having children...

*storms over to the man*

Hey, you!
 

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(Sure)

*grin at the last statement, following Johnny*

Man: *turns around to look at Johnny* "What do you want?" *spots me; creepy grin* "Well, if this isn't the little thing. Didn't know she was that strong."
 

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You better take your eyes off my girl and wipe that grin off your face before I do it for you!
 

Yuna Leonhart

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Man: "Your girl, eh? You sure she wouldn't mind being alone with me, if ya know what I mean?"

*clench my fists and quiver in rage, muttering some curse words under my breath*
 

Sgt Floyd

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*grabs man by shirt*

Say something like that one more time. I DARE you!
 

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Man: *smirks, though there's fear hidden in his eyes* "You heard me very well the first time."

*mumble And you're about to become an eunuch, you *beep**
 

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Ok. We can do this the hard way.

*punches man right in the face then grabs him by the neck and hurls him into the wall*
 

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Man: *screams in pain and slides down the wall; stands up, glares at Johnny and runs at him, ready to attack him*
 
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