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Sgt Floyd

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Man: Hmm...letting you go does not seem like a good option
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*glares* *mumbles* I'll give you a reason to be scared...*incoherent...something about Hubert and bagels*

*continues to pull up pants*
 

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Man: Hmmm....we don't know that though. We have your word vs witness word.
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*stares at ground and talks to self*

Ok...*deep breaths* You just got a little overexcited...your emotions are going to be a little out of whack...more so than usual...you can deal without the belt...
 

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*go to the direction of the bathroom but instead of actually going there, I leave the mall*

*go in a nearby alley and sit against the wall, legs draw to my chest*
 

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Man: Oh really? :skeptical:
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*sigh* If my emotions are pretty messed up with the belt, I wonder how bad they would really be without it? O_O

But I can't ask for it back...
 

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*man approaches me*

Man: "Why hello there. What's a little thing like you doing all alone here?"

*glare; stand up and leave*

Man: *grabbing me* "Why don't we two go somewhere we can be alone?"

*blasting him with an ice elemental spell*
Get away!

*man looks hurt but not as much as he should after the spell; notice he wears something that halves the damage of ice elemental attacks*

*man pins me against the wall so that I can't even kick him*

*struggle, try to step on his foot; cast Meteor which knocks the man unconscious but also hits me*

*mumble Shouldn't have come here*

*leave the alley, casting Cure on myself*
 
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