The Creature Calamity Club

[Yuna Leonhart]

Nope and don't plan to
I've got my plushies to cuddle with

 

[Lola p]

Why hurt me? What have I done?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

You know, in a way, I'm like a wolverine, only a bit less mean. I'm only just barely less likely to claw your face off

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

And there were times when you hugged me, which a wolverine wouldn't have done
Okay, I flinched all those times but it was more from surprise than from fear or no liking it. Plus, I know you for quite some time and I'm not one to go around hugging random wolverines

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Warden: You may have been born a werewolf, but we created who you are. We gave you the powers of a vampire. We created you to be an ultimate killing machine. You were meant to be our secret weapon...but the mind control serum in the vampire dna we gave you apparently had no effect on you. If we leave you out there, you will just ruin our plans again. So, we must kill you. It is our fault that we created our own enemy, I suppose. But things are easily taken care of.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*flops back down in a pile of dead leaves and rolls in it*

hehehe...leaves are fun to play in

 

[Lola p]

You made me this...

HOW DARE YOU!


*lunges and rips wardens head off and atacks people*

 

[Vincent L]

(how did you get out?)

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*laugh*

It's nice to see you having fun

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*jumps around in piles of leaves on all fours*